Sunday, February 25th, 2007 | Author: Matan Ar'ye Schwartz
I go to my kitchen, just now, and attempt to open a bottle to get a drink…I try turning the cap to the right, and it’s not coming off, and it rubs against my hand…”fucker” I thought (because I’m thirsty) so I go to my tool belt (from when I worked construction) that hangs on the storage thing outside of my kitchen, and I get a wrench…and I turn the cap to the right again and it isn’t coming off so as I’m twisting it to the right, getting frustrated I start saying the old adage “righty…tighty…lefty…wait….ohh…” so I put down my wrench, twist the cap to the left, and it comes off with ease…so I’m no longer thirsty…and now, I’m going to go brush my teeth and go to bed.
Category: True Life

Sunday, 25. February 2007
this gave me a good giggle for the night. you silly goose you
Sunday, 25. February 2007
…you’re odd.
Sunday, 25. February 2007
hahahahahahahahaha
Sunday, 25. February 2007
In you’re picture, you totally look like one of the Gotti brothers.
Monday, 26. February 2007
=)
Monday, 26. February 2007
lol
Monday, 26. February 2007
I take after my husband =P
Monday, 26. February 2007
yeah…lol.
Monday, 26. February 2007
lol I’m not sure if I should take that as a compliment or not
Monday, 26. February 2007
:o)
Monday, 26. February 2007
Very true. ^_^