September 23, 2005

Okay…poll time

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 8:48 pm

So Vince and I were talking this afternoon and we wanted to know if this is an “international” thing or just a “national” thing…

Do your Dad’s dress like a “Dad” on vacation?

Shorts, tucked in shirt, belt, hat (optional), high socks, sunglasses on a string (optional)…?

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September 21, 2005

As heard on an infomercial on Fox TV:

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 7:02 am

“Anyone who eats, and anyone who has an intestinal tract needs to stay tuned to this program” ~ Paid Actor

Yes, and it’s sad, because you KNOW that Joe Bloe is sitting home watching this going “WAIT!! I think I have an intestinal tract…and I eat…oh my god, I better watch this program…finally an infomercial that applies to me!!”

Oy Vey.

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September 3, 2005

Wow…

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 10:17 am

My 21st Birthday (Sept 2 2005) was awesome. I’m just writing this post to let you all know I’m home, safe and sound (thanks to Matt R., my Designated Driver) and that I had an awesome time.

To all who either sent me a text message, a card, an email or who came out or stopped to say happy birthday, thank you so much I had such an awesome time.

Alex…you were beyond generous (as were you Chris ()) and all my other friends…really, this is a night I’ll never forget, and I had an *amazing* time.

Sweet dreams everyone, be safe (wear a rubber).

World…I’m legal…be afraid.

~ Matthew L. Schwartz (aka The Bovine aka Minister of Spiffyness)

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