Bert (to his son): you’ll have to say that again slower and simpler, I’m not a bright guy
Me: That’s a rather large understatement
Bert: Fuck. You
Me: Sorry Bert, I have standards.

Joe: I swear to god, let ‘em come after me, let ‘em come
Me: It’s called Paranoia Joe

Me, to Bobby (on the Construction site): “…so yeah, when people ask what I do over the summer I tell them I work with the mentally handicapped.”
Bobby: “That’s pretty accurate…”

Can you imagine what Dementor sex is like? I mean, if
they can suck the soul out of you, imagine how they
give head.

<3

~ The Bovine

Awesome weekend! Awesome, Awesome weekend. Heading back to Port Authority (NYC) at 11:45AM; as always, I love Annerian () and I <3 Anne’s Husband (I’m going to come back to Montreal so I can take him clothes shopping). Expect a full post later, I should be getting back into NYC at about 8:45pm…enough time to read the book again on the bus =D

See you guys soon!

<3

~ me

1. Snape is a good guy; dumbledore and he had already had an understanding that if he (snape) needed to kill him to keep his position of influence with voldermort (and the ability to kill him) that he should do it. If he did not kill dumbeldore, odds are both would have died. He will prove himself in the next book. Snape would NOT allow Harry to use an unforgiveable curse or anything that would have landed him in Azkaban so he can be around to fight (he was teaching him at the time…read the chapter over again).

2. Sirius & Dumbeldore are not dead (well, perhaps in the way that you think they are) - 3 is a Magickal number (as is five): three levels of existence (the physical plane, the ghost plane, the after life) - Madame Trelawney will play a vital role in the final book.

2.a. Sirius is NOT dead.

3. By being buried on Hogwarts grounds, Dumbeldore has assured that it will remain protected (he hasn’t left).

4. The weasley twins are going to function as Q for Harry; Percy will be explained (I think his father’s in on it)

5. Harry will not have to complete all the tasks that lay before him, himself; it is love and friendship that is his power over Voldermort, he’ll make use of them. Three is a very, very important number

6. Harry & Ginny will get back together at the end, they’ll have kids.

7. Hermione & Ron will get together, they will have kids.

8. Bill will recieve more benefits than deficits (think super power type things) from his alterfaction with the werewolfe…also, he’s been in Egypt…this will come back into play.

9. Harry will not be returnin to Hogwarts; he will however, become an Auror (in the epilogue)

10. Hogwarts will become the “last stand” so to speak; the magic there is ‘ancient’ and has not yet been fully unlocked…also, Godrick will make a physical appearance (let’s up the Ante, all the founders will be present).

11. There’s going to be a huge shakeup at the ministry.

12. Molly Weasley will die.

13. If you think two drag queens getting into a fist fight is bad, imagine two werewolf’s is even worse. Remus is going to kick the shit and finish Greyback (kudos to anne - )

14. Look for Demontor “The Mist Made Me Pregnant” fic…coming (disturbingly) soon. More disturbingly…mistMpreg…ouch.

I just read Harry Potter Book 6 from 6:00am to
6:30PM…I could not be more pleased with the
ending; I could not be more pleased with the
metaphyiscal implications of the ending; and expect
book 7 predictions tonight after dinner.

Dumbledore, Presente!

at 5:00ish AM tomorrow morning I’ll be reading Harry Potter Book 7 in Montreal, Canada with and …Leaving for the train station now.

Shalom Alechem,

~ me

Michael: You should have come and watch us play basketball…there were guys with no shirts on…you would have enjoyed it.

—

Michael: I’m not hungry
::Three Falafels Later::
Michael: Okay…maybe a little.

On why the Yankees are amazing
…and why the Mets will never be

nomadmatan (7:37:35 PM): sure, I’ll go
Rachel (7:37:39 PM): but i know u dont want to go to a mets game so whatever
nomadmatan(7:37:42 PM): we can take the subway in
Rachel (7:37:46 PM): no fuck you
nomadmatan (7:37:47 PM): lol
nomadmatan (7:37:49 PM): =P
Rachel (7:37:50 PM): youre gonna boo the mets the whole time
nomadmatan (7:37:53 PM): damn rightRachel (7:38:42 PM): i must be able to find a mets fan
nomadmatan (7:38:48 PM): hahaha, I don’t think so

Click the image to see more =D

~ me

Rachel & I are old…

We said we were going to stay up late and watch movies…

we went to bed at 12:00AM

We said we were going to sleep late and get up in the afternoon…

we were up, dressed and eating breakfast at 9:30AM

Um, so we’re gunna go pick out cemetery plots together today and do you think we should get walkers or a canes? We’re gunna head to the early bird special at the diner tonight, just after we play a round of golf and visit the kinderler. As Rachel says we can play “Guess what I forgot” later before bed…which will no doubt be at 8:00PM

~ me