June 21, 2004

In Entertaining News

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 2:53 am

Fred (my boss) today told me he wants to start a Dunkin Donuts franchise…dude…I’m SO not going to be shifted from store to store going from “Pharmacy Tech” to “Donut Maker”

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June 19, 2004

Icon Inspired Post

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 7:46 am

Why?

Because. I. Can.

<333 you Lizzie.

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June 18, 2004

For everything that money can’t buy….

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 12:56 am

Going to the haircutting place next door to the pharmacy where you work, and getting your hair cut and higlighted for a discounted rate:
$30.00

Giving a tip to the person who did an amazing job on your hair:
$6.00

Seeing a person across from you with a mullet and a bald spot:
a bit shocking

Realizing that person was an asshole you went to high school with:
priceless

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June 17, 2004

RIP angelsboi

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 7:18 am

I just got word that my friend Ryan, passed away from A.I.D.S…which he contracted from oral sex.

Rest in peace my friend.

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June 15, 2004

1175

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 8:30 am
Slander!
once kissed a bus conductor to avoid the fare!
and are having sweet, creamy buttsex!
kissed under the mistletoe. Twice. In June.
has secret, sordid fantasies about !
, we all know the truth, come out of the closet.
and run a bordello in Soho. and are blackmailing them.

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1172

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 5:34 am
Slander!
and have been secretly doing it!
is the secret lovechild of and !!
once took into a changing room for some “fun”!
has a secret fixation with butter!
had better clear their internet cache before comes home.
performed a “sexual act” upon in a public toilet!

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Random Quotage…post later

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 5:18 am

LilPrncssAli (11:15:29 PM): bill o reilly makes me want to vomit.
NomadMatan (11:15:40 PM): he has that effect on women

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