December 30, 2003

okay…for the record…

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 1:04 pm

James D’Arcy

Who played Sherlock Holmes in the made for TV Movie:
Sherlock: Case of Evil

Is drop dead gorgeous.

I have no idea why - but I love the way men dressed in the time period, the long coats and tails and top hats and ::dies: yeah, you NEED to go rent this movie. Now. Get off line and go rent it.

~ me

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Damn Right

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 11:21 am
What Is Your HP Threesome? by elschan
Name
You Will Shag Sirius Black and Remus Lupin
Created with quill18’s MemeGen!

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December 29, 2003

I’m Back…

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 6:52 am

From Vermont.

Post to follow shortly…I need to forrage for food.

~ me

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December 19, 2003

OMG…my parents rock my socks…

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 8:03 am

I’ll add the full story of WHY I have permission, but I am released from my oath and now have permission to get a tatoo ^_^

WOOHOO!!

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Okay…first and foremost

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 5:36 am

Happy birthday !!!

Secondly, I have yet to actually go through all of my friends page and comment where comments are needed - this can happen after I take a thirty minute nap and recover from flying. I am back home…woot.

~ me

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December 18, 2003

Hi All…

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 11:41 pm

Leaving for the airport, my flights at 7:30 Something. I’ll be back online later tonight. I’ve got both cells. Ciao.

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December 15, 2003

The Leopard & the Dachshund

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 5:22 pm

The dachshund and the leopard

A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.

So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dachshund thinks, “OK, I’m in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here.”

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and
slinks away into the trees. “Whew,” says the leopard. “That was close. That dachshund nearly had me.”

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here monkey, hop on my back and see what’s
going to happen to that conniving canine.”

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, “What am I going to do now?”

But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet… and just when they get close enough to hear the dachshund says………………….

“Where’s that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!”

REMEMBER: IF YOU CAN’T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH BS.

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December 10, 2003

673

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 12:25 am

I <3 Sting

That is all.

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