August 26, 2003

510

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 7:35 am

Okie, last post before bed, methinks…


Greetings Matthew –

Here is your horoscope for Monday, August 25:

You’re hemmed in by less-than-ideal conditions. Earth Signs seem to have a tricky relationship with gravity right now. Secure your bragging rights before you try to exercise them.


Tricky relationship with gravity!? no shit.


covarla () (12:29:22 AM): oh, and if chrisitie’s () the man in your relationship, does that make us sisters-in-laws?


Yes…yes it does.

G’night ^_^

~ me

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August 23, 2003

as if it couldn’t get any worse…

Filed under: True Life, Undergraduate, University — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 10:39 pm

I woke up in a pool of blood, but I don’t remember waking up, just that I was covered in blood…I banged on my RA’s door (passed out) and then woke up in a chair (my RA carried me). He called campus security…after them calling me a suspect and me explaining to them that I didn’t take drugs or do alcohol and that my door was locked so no one hit me, I was taken by ambulance to the ER at Suburban Hospital where they X-Rayed me all over, gave me a cat scan ran tests and gave me stitches…apparently I fell from the top bunk onto the cement floor, six feet, smashed in all of my teeth, broke my nose, and lacerated my lip…I have to go to Buffalo General on Monday to get oral surgery…I feel like such crap and I’m in pain - the not good kind.

The only highlights of this journey was that the doctor was really cute and calming, and the guy who wheeled me around was really big and tucked me in…other than that, stitches suck as does oral surgery and I had to keep from crying, because I kept on thinking “this could be so much worse, I could be gone and I wouldn’t have gotten to say goodbye to my friends or family”

I need sleep…thus, I’m going back on the bed of death (now complete with safety bar, or the ‘please don’t sue me bar’ that UB installed while I was in the E.R.) and attempting to sleep…

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August 14, 2003

490

Filed under: True Life — Matan Ar'ye Schwartz @ 1:22 pm

So yeah, I just go to IM someone and I was like “why are they repeating back to me the same thing that I just typed…” Until I realized I was IMing myself (I’m on my buddy list so I can see my profile)…

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